Lyrics

Hey, I was talking to my kids just the other day
And you know, it dawned on me
They just do not appreciate a good thing when they hear it
I mean there are so many good dads out there
With great material, am I right
Oh yea, I'm right

A dad joke alert, so bad it hurts
According to my children, nah
A dad joke alert, you just made me squirt
Milk out my nose, man, where's your head at
Now my mustache is udderly wet.

You know I was going to make alligator for dinner
But realized I only had a crock pot
That's a good one

Oh hey, why can't you believe atoms
Because they make up everything
Kind of like those teenagers at 5pm on a Friday night, right
Oh no, they're totally legit

A dad joke alert, so bad it hurts
Hey I got your nose!
A dad joke alert, you just made me squirt
Aw man, now I've got milk all over my hands
Now your mom's behind is udderly wet
Mmm, mmm, mmm....love that behind

Ooh - hey, um, I'm going to need a minute here
Your mom did not really appreciate that last one
Wish me luck...I'm going to need it

Hey, mom asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
I said I didn't know he could
And we're back, baby

Ooh, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Ten tickles
Now no more rhymes now I mean it
Anybody want a peanut

Dad joke alert, so bad it hurts
He'll cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow
A dad joke alert, you just made me squirt
Oh hey, here's your nose back
There's something dripping out of it
Time for a beer that's cold and wet
Get in my belly

Play it Sausage Fingers
Turn it up to eleven....so good

Dad joke alert, so good it hurts